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A Satanic torture device that somehow found it's way into Super Mario Galaxy 2
I tried to beat the Grandmaster Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2, but I died another 53 times
Like grandmaster sub-zero form 'Mortal Kombat' the derivative grandmaster nigger harnesses the power of slavery and cotton to defeat his foes but due to his lack of right's he is never able to win a single round even if he does complete his final fatality move called the ' KKK cotton shackle chainsaw' which involves a chain covered in cotton to be whipped at the opponent piercing his upper abdomen and then being whipped again but this time the chain wraps around the opponent's neck, pulling him toward grandmaster nigger where a KKK mask is then placed on his head and is then strung up to a tree and then covered gasoline where he is then lit on fire and left to burn, grandmaster nigger finishes his move by saying "stupid fucking niggers".
person 1: How come he can never win?
person 2: Oh, because its grandmaster nigger he doesn't have the rights to win
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A high-ranking practitioner of the art of Sexay. There are very few left, and those that are lucky enough to find one should consider themselves honored.
"Hey, it's Jeff!"
"Oh, you mean Grandmaster Sexay?"
"Yeah. How is he so good with the chicks?"
"He spent a long time practicing the art of Sexay, you know.
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To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.
"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"
A wannabe DJ who tells everyone he is a legend, without having and good reason for doing so.
'Inventor' of the child's toy masquerading as DJ equipment known as BEAMZ.
Grandmaster J: just google me!
Everyone else: We did!
beamz
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high quality homegrown kush that grower or dealer was too stoned to come up with a better name
dude:whats it called man?
Dealer:ummmm.......grandmaster kush
Dude: sweet ill take a 8th
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A person who has mastered every art there has been and will be.
Look how the Grandmaster of the Arts 360 noscoped that gay man