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Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.

“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”

by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018


step-great-grandparent

1. The parent of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepparent of one's grandparent.

My step-great-grandparent is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019


being drunk at dinner with your grandparents

An excellent decision. Are you bored with the usual mumbo-jumbo your grandparents talk about? Bring alcohol into the picture! It will spice up any conversation, and your grandparents will either think you're a degenerate, or a comedy god.

"(Being drunk at dinner with your grandparents) is the best thing I've ever done!

by drunkwithgrandparents November 25, 2017


grandparent

Parent's parent.

My grandparent is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022


grandparent

Parent's parent.

My grandparent is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019


grandparent

Parent's parent.

My grandparent is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021


grandparent

Parent's parent.

Grandparent.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024