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Grapefruit, a headie nugget of marijuana that is pure white and when touched yellow keef falls off.
Joe: Yeah man just picked up that grapefruit.
Bob: Oh Man! Toss that in my Grav. BongNawwww Dogg.
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Used to descibe males with large bulges.
girl 1:Well,how would you describe his size? About an orange?
girl 2: No, definate grapefruit.
both: <swoon>
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a girl with a bad fake tan...orange on the outside, pink on the inside...
'man did you just see that grapefruit....girl belonged on the next episode of the jersey shore'
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Word used by men to get off a boner. Used by Kyle in Kyle XY.
Dude I felt like such an idiot in math. I got a boner, so I had to scream "GRAPEFRUIT!" to get rid of it.
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A large and firm female breast.
My that girl is a slacker but she has lovely grapefruit!
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As an act of protection, your partner (or willing individual) uses both hands to cup your testicles. This is required when a third party makes repeated attempts to pummel them to the point where they swell to the size of a grapefruit. Note: the pummelling is almost exclusively pointless.
Hey bud, how was the meeting? I can still walk, but only because the missus gave me the grapefruit when I admitted I hadn’t invented time travel.
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