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A very disturbed country with a very silly language, Alexander The Great used it as a toilet and prison for the gay community.Now it is becoming known as Giroland
KID:Mommy,mommy let's go to Greece
MOM:I'm sorry, but we can't afford it
KID:(starts crying)but why....
MOM:If you stop crying we'll go to Macedonia
KID:(still crying)but I don't wanna go to Macedonia
MOM:Don't be silly, Greece is actually in Macedonia
KID:(stops crying)Hooray!!!(Smiles)
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Greece, also known as F.M.R.O.G (Former Macedonian Republic Of Greece - legal brand owner-> GUSAR ) can also refer to a nation that got expanded due to the Treaty of Bucharest (1913).After this treaty expires in the year 2012, Macedonia will regain its rightful borders and GREECE WILL NO LONGER EXIST
person #1: You're Greek aren't you?
person #2: Yes I am, and I'm proud of it.
person #1: Proud of what?
person #2: Well I'm proud of my Greek culture and heritage.
person #1: Oh.You haven't heard yet, have you?
person #2: Heard what?
person #1: The Treaty Of Bucharest expires in 2012.
person #2: THAT MEANS THAT GREECE WILL NO LONGER BE WHAT IT USED TO BE!!!
person #1: Yup, That's what it means.(Laughs)
person #2: (dies of shame)
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The best place on earth, you can be any age to drink alcahol and can get porn at any age. It has the best beeches on earth.
I went into a shop in Greece and a bought a six-pack and a few porn mags, and I'm only 6!
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one of the most beautiful countries in balkan and with the most ignorant people ever on the world
Greece has only motherfuckers, they hate albanians becoz they r so handsome and real males, they r jealous abt us becoz we r smart and clever :)
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Place where only gambling games (like slot machines) were banned cuz they were open to everyone. video games are still allowed there. Greece is paradise, not a freakin nazi camp.
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The clown capital of the world.
Greece, the clown capital of the world, got caught pushing immigrants into sea.
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A country of southeast Europe on the southern Balkan Peninsula and including numerous islands in the Mediterranean, Aegean, and Ionian seas. Settled by Achaeans, Aeolians, Ionians, Minoans, and Dorians by 1000 B.C., the region grew as an amalgam of independent city-states, many of which established colonies throughout the Mediterranean by the eighth century B.C. Classical Greek culture, centered around Athens, reached a high point in the fifth century B.C. before being conquered by Philip II of Macedon in 338 B.C. The area was later controlled by the Roman and Byzantine empires before being absorbed into the Ottoman empire (1456). In 1829, Greece gained its independence and established a constitutional monarchy. The king was deposed following a military coup in 1967, and a democratic republic was established in 1975. Athens is the capital and the largest city. Population: 9,740,417
And are the best country in the world
ALEX : Where you going my skip friend
PUB : GREECE OF COARSE - i need some ciggies,oil,good food & a tan. ceyas
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