A piece of your shit that happens to resemble the Green Goblin from spider man
You: "dude! i just had the biggest GREEN GOBLIN of my life!"
dude: "no way man?!?!? i just had the biggest spidey!"
you: wtf!
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Extended release Xanax.. they're green.
Those green goblins got me fucked up last night
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ur doing a chick and then ur like hell no i want something tighter so you stick it up her nose and all the boogies are green so green goblin
man i want to green goblin that chick soooo badly
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when you are having sex with a girl that has a cold, have her sneeze in her hands then shove it up her vagina then bang her and pull out to find that your dicks green
My girlfriend was sick and gave me The Green Goblin
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while having sex the girl's on the bottom gets a big loogie and the guy on top cums in her mouth and she swishes them around and then spits them into the guys mouth so they're both gobbling down the green "stuff".
dick and jane did the green goblin last night, and dick caught janes cold... literally.
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Another term for Incredible Hulks; green Xanax
Bro, those Little Green Goblins got me barred out.
Using full (night before garbage collection) rolling green garbage cans launched at high speeds to cause severe vandalism to cars and property.
Good places for ripe goblins are - houses with baby toys in the yard (diapers), houses with lots of pets, painters houses,
Good places to deploy goblins are long road stretches with rich snoby people
How To - get 4 people in a fast 4 door car, ride around and grab 4 goblins with good wheels - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!, next roll the goblins beside the car with your hand holding the goblin and accellerate to roughly 80-90mph find your targets and let each person release their green goblin. Results will vary every time but the outcome is always the same, if the goblin impacts the taget gets fubared.
yo man, Andy went out to Bartlett in the civic green goblin hunting. I bet he made a mess out of a couple of Escalades
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