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Old shriveled vagina of an elderly woman that has become mushed and grinded throughout numerous years of viscious sexual intercourse.
Grandma's funbox has turned to grill cheese after 67 years of being treated like a piece of meat.
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When you take a dump on the toilet seat and close the lid down on it.
Thurman did you grilled cheese my toilet?
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When you’re cheesin’ over a girl and your grill is cheesing. You be grilled cheesing.
Man...you be straight grilled cheese.
A form of sexual torture in which a man voluntarily cooks his penis and scrotum while they are still atached to his body. As he cooks them he adds cheese as a topping. When finished he sandwiches them between two buns and the cheese, buns, and skin are eaten off by another subject.
“Man my dick hurts really bad today, I did some grilled cheese torture and I felt like I was on top chef.”
"It's what you do when you have zero dollars"
I don't get paid until Friday, so I'll be grilled cheesing all week.
When some one with a yeast infection and someone with dick cheese have sex on a hot day
Guy 1: I love eating grilled cheese!
Guy 2: Well I love doing the Grilled Cheese!
When you peel open your eye after a guy purposely or intentionally shoots his load and it resembles the stickiness and gooey strings of peeling open the bread of a cooked grilled cheese sandwich
Stripper: sometimes I like to be a freak in the sheets
Dale: girl you don't know what freak is!
Stripper: you're just an old pervert, Dale
Dale: You wanna know something I enjoy?
Stripper: I really don't!!!
Dale: just for fun, I like to make her a grilled cheese
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