grippin grain

A slang term that mean to masturbate a man with a small penis-- hence "grippin" means to masturbate, and "grain" refers to the smallness of a cock.

Sally: Hey Nina, I heard you got a new boyfriend.
Nina: Yeah. His name is Arnold Shwarzenegger.
Sally: Ohhh, you like grippin grain, aye?

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wood grain grippin

when your ride's got a wood grain steerin wheel

"swervin while i'm workin tha wood wheel, whateva city i'm in, i find out where tha hood is"

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Grippin' On Dat Wood

The act of self-pleasure; masturbation. The term was popularized by You Tube video "Christian Rap Fail - Grippin' on Dat Wood" featuring various animals having a wank.

Grip grip yo, I'm grippin' on dat wood and it feels so good yo...

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Grippin Wood Grain

When the driver sits in the passenger seat while an attractive and agile woman climbs on top to perform a fascinating position. When she gets in the proper position she will be resting her hands on the dash bouncing up and down. In a "baller"'s case, he's vechile would be equipped with a Wood Grain Dash. These are usually found in Luxury SUVs like the Escalades.

I was banging that hott bitch and had her Grippin Wood Grain in my Escalade

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wood grain grippin

It means working hard, all day everyday.

boss sippin card dippin grant wood grain grippin-Still Tippin

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Peter Grippin-deez nuts

if you want someone to kill themselves

Your friend says "deez nuts"
you then reply with "peter grippin-deez nuts"
They immediately grab a gun and shoot in the nuts themselves "peter grippin-deez nuts"

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Grippin’ Dick

When someone is truly hauling ass, leagues faster than mobbing.

“Have you seen that car on the 405?”
“Yeah, man was mobbing!”
“Quicker, he was grippin’ dick!”