Acronym for Greatest Reject Of All Time. It is used to designate the player who was rejected by all the clubs that he was offered to. In football, Cristiano Ronaldo is called by this word.
Ronaldo is the GROAT in football
Greatest. Rapper. Of. All. Time!
Lil Lex and Lil Christ are the Groat.
what the fuck are you saying, you groat
that guy kanye west, he's the groat!
The greatest Raptor of all time (aka Kyle Lowry)
You: Who is the GROAT?
Me: That's an easy one to answer. It's Kyle Lowry.
The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.
I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.
Used as an adjective for anything which requires an undesirable amount of effort or something generally off-putting.
Person A: omg you look groats today
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats