grooting

The act and fetish of having intercourse with a person using a branch or twig while repeatedly saying "I am groot"

I am totally into grooting

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Groot's Speech

I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.

This is Groot's Speech

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groot-ized

a bunch o fuckin idiots who think they know everything, yeah right, you know fucking nothing !!!!!

guy 1: hey what are we doing today?
guy 2: just shut up and I'll tell you what you're suppose to do....
guy 3: that's very groot-ized of you asswipe.

groot fuck

When your neighbors throbbing boner is as hard as a tree stump for your wife and has sex with her, when you're off to work.

"Damn, Mike just left for work and Steve is already over at his house! He is such a groot fuck."

"What the fuck man? Get out of my fucking house you groot fuck!"

James "God im so hard.. when is John going to work so I can fuck his wife?"

Paul "Dude, you're such a groot fuck."

Claire " Timmy Gernel across the street is such a groot fuck, I fucked him last weekend when my hubby was at work and he has texted me every day since!"

Jen "Mmhmhm, Oh my!?"

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I am Groot

the phase you say when you don't know what to say next

Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!

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I am groot

I am groot! I am groot! I am groot!

Helen: Hi! What’s your name?
Groot: I am groot!

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I am Groot

I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot

hazel: hi how are you?
Groot: I am Groot

hazel: uhh... hi groot what are you doing
Groot: I am Groot

hazel: i'm a little scared now. i'm gonna go
Groot: I AM GROOT

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