Grover

Dick, penis, cock, male genitalia

There is some norquist coming out of that grover

Groverize

The act of removing a friend from one's social circle. Often done violently over texts or calls.

Taylor: What happened to Mark?
Gianna: I Groverized him.

Taylor: Oh.

grovered

constantly having the worst of circumstances; having extreme unluckiness.

Charles is always getting grovered.

grover

to not sit behind the person driving a 2 door car; calling "grover" will let you sit behind the passenger and not be confined behind the driver.

Friend 1: I call "shotgun"

Friend 2: Well, "grover", i'm not getting stuck behind the driver

Grovered

Wearing a blue, fuzzy, Grover-like winter glove to perform finger penetration to a woman's vagina.

;;puts on blue fuzzy glove then fingers girlfriend;;

"Hey hunny, you just got Grovered" :)

grovered

too high to even fish anymore

I was going to change the channel until I got grovered.

Grovering

Verb - the insertion of fruit into a woman's vagina, followed by intercourse and mutual oral sex.

"The hell is all this pineapple doing all over the floor?!"

"Grovering, my friend - a delicious way to one of your five-a-day!"