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Receiving a hand job in a car, primarily an Uber, with the penis being attended to underneath a specialty Guatemalan handbag.
My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.
When a part of the rectum protrudes from the anus due to massive amounts of anal sex.
Holy crap, dude, I flooded her ass with so much jizz last night that it collapsed. Yeah, it's a real Guatemalan sinkhole down there now.
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An asshole that has been double penetrated so many times that it begins to resemble that giant sinkhole in Guatemala.
Jenna Haze has been DP'ed so many times that she's turned her ass into a Guatemalan Sinkhole.
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The delicate art of a women putting both legs behind her head and performing oral inter-coarse
Can you do that thing with your legs behind your head? Guatemalan Facehat I don't think so.
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The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.
"Girl, what happened to your hair?"
"My nasty ass boy friend Guatemalan Blumpkined me!"
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A sugary cock of a man of Guatemalan descent-note has to be more than 7 inches and might come with Vanilla icing
Juan had a real Guatemalan churro
He almost gave me Diabetes, because his Guatemalan churro was so sugary
Some Guatemalan guys tend to be in a happy relationship and still cheat (A guy lies about being single and makes a big scene about being heartbroken when he is still with the girl)
They tend to follow a bunch of random girls (definitely hot girls too)
Guatemalan men love to call girls 'putas' or 'stuck up' when they get rejected or notice a beautiful girl get other guys attention just because she's attractive.
They workout just to get a girls attention
The Guatemalan guys tend to get their girlfriends pregnant (girl is in her early 20s as well as the guy) and they both did not even finish college. Due to lack of education and being ignorant, they both had sex without even realizing the result and without focusing on other better things in life such as finishing college and getting a better career
Emily: Adolfo and Yessenia are two months into their relationship and Yessenia is already pregnant
Maria: Ugh these Guatemalan men i tell you
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