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Guidettes

An amazing Italian girl who will kick anyone's ass if you mess with them. They're the BOSS.

Ashley Iaquez is the best out of all the Guidettes in the world.

by KJ69 January 12, 2012

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guidette

an italian/american girl with a nice body who always wears tight pants and a tight shirt to show herself off. they are extremely hot but only date those greasy-ass bastards that act tough but are usually complete pussies.

"damn if everygirl had a body like that we wouldnt be looking at these fake guidettes.

by tightpussy0 November 25, 2009

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guidette

an italian girl who has big boobs,nice ass, and thick hair.. Talks italian mafia kind of way. Not from newjersy but from new york bitch.

Alessandra is such a guidette that she is mistaken for being in the mafia and selling drugs.

by sandrabxgurl December 14, 2003

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Guidette-ism

The act or practice of being a Guidette. The study of excessive banter and relentless stupidity by excessive and obnoxious drinking and ed hardy wearing.

The Guidette-ism is strong in this grenade.

by lmaothistownisdumb February 28, 2011

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guidette barbie

guidette baRbie--is the female version of the guido n looks like a barbie.very famous in queens. hawt ass italian girl, amazing body has big boobs and a fat ass. can be found at clubs all over tri-state area. tans and uses about 10 bottles of gel/hairspray a day or has "the poof". looks like barbie, only hawter.

you see that blonde over there? yeah thats guidette barbie i kno who she is

by BeLLABABBAY November 30, 2007

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guidette

There are many definitions on this site that try to depict what exactly a guidette is, but for the record, I am here to straighten it out, once and for all. First and foremost and contrary to popular belief, The original guidettes and guidos were NOT Italian Americans. They were actually people of SPANISH DECENT. The truth, which many Italians don't wish to admit is that just like most of rock and roll music was stolen from the African American culture, So to was the Guidette and Guido look and demeanor. This look, style and subculture actually was born in QUEENS NY and was popular in LATIN CULTURE during the mid to late 80s. White suburban women (Mostly Italian) saw the way these Spanish women dressed ie: The makeup, the hair, the clothing, and same with the Spanish men (the swanky dress shirts, jeans and jackets) then took those looks and brought it Back to their towns and suburbs, and tried to make it their own. TV Shows like Jersey Shore only intensified this belief and perpetuated the stereotype. The same thing can be said about the music that they (the ITALIANS) love to listen to called "Freestyle" back in the day it was not called this, it was referred to as "Classic Dance" and 99.9% of all the original freestyle singers were in fact LATIN. ie: Johnny O, Cynthia, Lisa Lisa etc.

Look at that Italian Girl trying to be a guidette. Often imitated but never duplicated.

by DJ Greg G September 14, 2022