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an italian/american girl with a nice body who always wears tight pants and a tight shirt to show herself off. they are extremely hot but only date those greasy-ass bastards that act tough but are usually complete pussies.
"damn if everygirl had a body like that we wouldnt be looking at these fake guidettes.
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an italian girl who has big boobs,nice ass, and thick hair.. Talks italian mafia kind of way. Not from newjersy but from new york bitch.
Alessandra is such a guidette that she is mistaken for being in the mafia and selling drugs.
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A Guidette is a female equivalent to a Guido. They are attractive females who are usually of Italian/Sicilian descent. Although there are many of them who are Black, Latina,Irish,Jewish etc. (Like many of my girls).....They always have the best bodies and know how to keep in shape. And trust me we know exactly how to flaunt it and do it well. They make the best girlfriends and have the best fashion sense. Like Bebe,Armani Exchange, & Juicy couture just to name a few. You can find us almost any where in the tristate area, and believe me we really know how to party like there's no tomorrow. We are the ones who bring the party to life at clubs and we definitely know how to dance, especially when it comes to frolicing. Tanning, shopping, and clubbing are our passions, and don't forget about those hot guidos.... ps.(we know how to rock a poof hairstyle, light-colored lipstick, and a tan while wearing a half cut shirt that shows our perfect flat stomach and belly ring.)
Mikey: "Joey did you see that hot girl in Armani Exchange?"
Joey: "Yeah she must be a guidette."
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The act or practice of being a Guidette. The study of excessive banter and relentless stupidity by excessive and obnoxious drinking and ed hardy wearing.
The Guidette-ism is strong in this grenade.
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guidette baRbie--is the female version of the guido n looks like a barbie.very famous in queens. hawt ass italian girl, amazing body has big boobs and a fat ass. can be found at clubs all over tri-state area. tans and uses about 10 bottles of gel/hairspray a day or has "the poof". looks like barbie, only hawter.
you see that blonde over there? yeah thats guidette barbie i kno who she is
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There are many definitions on this site that try to depict what exactly a guidette is, but for the record, I am here to straighten it out, once and for all. First and foremost and contrary to popular belief, The original guidettes and guidos were NOT Italian Americans. They were actually people of SPANISH DECENT. The truth, which many Italians don't wish to admit is that just like most of rock and roll music was stolen from the African American culture, So to was the Guidette and Guido look and demeanor. This look, style and subculture actually was born in QUEENS NY and was popular in LATIN CULTURE during the mid to late 80s. White suburban women (Mostly Italian) saw the way these Spanish women dressed ie: The makeup, the hair, the clothing, and same with the Spanish men (the swanky dress shirts, jeans and jackets) then took those looks and brought it Back to their towns and suburbs, and tried to make it their own. TV Shows like Jersey Shore only intensified this belief and perpetuated the stereotype. The same thing can be said about the music that they (the ITALIANS) love to listen to called "Freestyle" back in the day it was not called this, it was referred to as "Classic Dance" and 99.9% of all the original freestyle singers were in fact LATIN. ie: Johnny O, Cynthia, Lisa Lisa etc.
Look at that Italian Girl trying to be a guidette. Often imitated but never duplicated.