Guitard

A retard who plays the guitar.

Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.

Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.

Chuck has been playing Smoke On The Water for the last seven hours.

What a guitard!

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Guitard

A retard that tries to play the guitar but fails like all retards do.

That guitard really sucks at playing the guitar.

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guitarded

The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.

1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.

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Guitarded

A person who thinks he's/she's cool because they play guitar.

Stop being so guitarded, you can barely play that thing!

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guitarded

means retarded but with a guitar.

hey dat was soo guitarded.

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Guitarded

1. The act of being mentally altered and attempting to play more than you can with a guitar.

2. When the drummer in your band mis-speaks and is caught and the rest of the guys morph the word into something stoneriphic

When i tried to play that solo i got all "guitarded"

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Guitarded

To have no dexterity at the Playstation 2 game guitar hero 1 or 2.
OR

To be just plain bad and have no talent at guitar hero, like Mrs. Peck.

Mrs. Peck did an abysmal job at guitar hero 2, she got booed off of the stage so fast, i swear that she's guitarded.

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