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\g(u)-sta-vo, gus-tavo\ is a variant of Gustave (Barbarian Viking)
Meanings:
1. "royal staff; staff of the gods"
2. Man who looks like a Sexy Redneck from the Farm but that is actually a Blue Blood Latino French Italian Gentle Giant with a Nose named Goldstein.
3. A guy whose modesty lies only above the belt. The LEGEND resides quietly below.
4. An earthy goat-fish humanoid who lures in women with his mystical, intuitive, and sorcerer emerald gold eyes and his mysterious bulldog pokerface.
5. A man who hypnotizes you with his Super-human Abnormally Immense Stunning Eyeballs.
If he is Zero in the back, but HERO in the front, then he is definitely a Gustavo!
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(proper noun)
name of a handsome boy from Puerto Rico; likes to YOLO and cherish his youth. acts like a princess, but is not snooty about it...just has needs that need to be fulfilled, but otherwise is a sweet gentleman who's fun to be around.
After taking off his expensive rabbit fur gloves made in Italy, Gustavo was ready to go out on the town and have a good time with all his friends!
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The most CONCEITED, egoistic perverted horny Martian you would ever met. He thinks he have this thing you call "Swagg" but truthfully he doesn't. He dress nice and he's an AMAZING guy. : He loves himself, in fact he would rather marry a mirror instead of a women. He is awesome and one of a kind. Always positive and thinks smart even if he rarely uses his brain. :p VERY EXPENSIVE person, but very lovable. He has girls all up on his nut sacks 24/7. :p But he stays true and real all day everyday. There maybe millions of Gustavo's, but if you haven't met him, than your LAME. You can't miss him, he is always matching with his fitted new era caps, blank V-necks and his $200 Jordans.
I LOVE YOU GUSTAVO.! <3 :)
Damn is that Gustavo, he got "Swagg".
If you wanna know Swagg 101, go to this Foo.
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The name of the bartender who invented the "Mojito Smash". A popular and refreshing alcoholic beverage consisting of...
INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda
PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish
(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)
Gustavo Esparza invented this popular drink on June 29th, 2003. It has been successful on the west coast at many bars and nightclubs and is gaining fame on the eastcoast.
Thank Goodness We Have Gustavo!!!
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A sexual beast and will fuck anything in sight. He will leave any girl sore 4 months or years. The Mexican predator loves 2 fuck not just people but elephants 2. He is a dangerous monster in bed and will destroy your insides with out 8 months preparation. His dick is the size of a tree stump and is always dtf. He enjoys shoving his head in girls Pussys bc legend says his dick is 2 big 2 fit. If Gustavo ever dick slaps you u will b bruised 4 69 days . He will give anything he touches a orgasim lasting 4 days. He is also supa thicccc
Girl: dam Gustavo u lookin hella thicc girllll
Girl 2: OO Gustavo get ur tree stump dick and slap w w it daddy
Gustavo: aight
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A name that's derived from an Old Swedish name that meant "great royal staff" or smth.
Also known as the first name of Breaking Bad character "Gustavo Fring".
"My name is Gustavo, but you can call me Gus"
That one person that is just in the room. Usually very awkward and plays too much saxophone. He lives in a bad area. He also plays a lot of soccer and has no girlfriend. Gustavo is a weird person that can be easy to talk to when he’s not saying ‘noice’ or ‘fun’. Gustavo is also off the map most of his life. That’s all I have about a Gustavo. But we all know it’s very true
Gustavo is that one person in the room
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