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A sport which is divided into two different parts : Artistic Gymnastics -the most popular sport at the Olympics after Athletics - and Rhythmic Gymnastics - also in the Olympics but not as popular and classified as a different sport.
In artistic gymnastics there are 8 different apparatus - Vault, Uneven Bars, Beam and Floor for the women and Floor, Pommel Horse, Rings, Vault, Parallel Bars and High Bar for the men.
Exercises include multiple somersaults/somersaults with twists, jumps and dance elements. Requires great power, flexibility, determination and will power, and a high level of fitness.
Rhythmic Gymnastics, or RSG for short, in a nutshell, involves women - men don't do RSG - who are too tall for AG bending their bodies into grotesque shapes while chucking either a ball, club, rope or ribbon in the air. Requires great flexibility. Judging at international competitions is often biased and fixed, and the very top gymnasts always seem to get temporarily banned for drug abuse...
Person One : We booked our gymnastics tickets for the Olympics!!
Person Two : AG or RSG?
Person One : RSG
Person Two : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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An amazingly fit person who has really nice body parts but many times are they are put down by soccer players (especially girls) who think that they have better bodies than gymnasts. Only a true gymnast is capable of having a gymnast body, soccer girls ain't shit.
Girls who play crossfire: OMG I HAVE A GYMNAST BODY!
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That thing you do after sex to reach the nearest t-shirt.
Gymnastics-
"No... wait... you move this way. No, no, not... yeah, that way. Now grab that shirt. Or the shorts... whatever you can reach. Yeah, that's fine, that'll work." *scampers off to bathroom*
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the most unusual sexuality- a guy who thinks he is a striaght girl and is constantly chasing after guys like milton
both a sexuality andn nationality for vinny
Male gymnast teams give each other crazy carls instead of regular hazing
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Fucking, mating, watersports in bed.
Did you score last night? Were there any gymnastics?
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The third sex, often appreciated by confused teenagers
A: Wow! thats neither man or woman
B: No, its a gymnast
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A bunch of 4 year old girls jumping around and doing crap.
Gymnastics is dumb.
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