H. P. Lovecraft

Perfectly dreadful writer, considered the father of gothic horror stories. Has good ideas, but also has a fascination with long, pointless adjecties and hyperbole. Best known for the short story Call of Cthulhu among other things.

H. P. Lovecraft's writing is so predictable that even the worst translator can translate it from English to Russian to French to English and have it come out exactly like the original!

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H up and down on p

H up and down on p
H - hand
P- penis
In essence a handjob

Have you ever tried an h up and down on p?

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h y p e r n u t

When you haven't beaten your meat for over 24 hours and you need to nut so you beat it so fast that your nut goes at the speed of light

I just H Y P E R N U T all over my hair.

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rb h p ca s

n. one who is extremely gay and is enjoying of homoerotic anal stimulus.

He wasn't just a flaming homosexual, he was "rb h p ca s"

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h e l p m e

My definitions aren't posting for days!

nooo I can't get famous

h e l p m e

E. N. H. Y. P. E. N

E. N. H. Y. P. E. N Is a kpop fanpage and is one of idols she is my IDOL

E. N. H. Y. P. E. N and e. n. h. y. p. e. n have matching usernames

h e l p

Something you use when you already spammed "help" in the group chat 15 times but nobody is paying attention

you: help
friends: keep talking*
you: help ples
15 "help's" later*
you: h e l p i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n