HAF

Short form of hung as fuck or hungover as fuck. Used after an especially DAF night.

What the fuck happened last night? I'm HAF and I don't remember anything.

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HAF

an acronym for the phrase "healthy as Fuck"

A:What kind of cereal do you want?
B:chex
A: dude! chex are HAF!

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Hafs

Hot as fuck Specimen: ie when a girl or guy is hot beyond measure

God damnit my girl is a hafs!

Haf

Abbreviation for "High as fuck." Similair and converse to "Daf," meaning "Drunk as fuck."

Person 1: "Man, I think I had a great time last night; not sure though, since i was so Daf."

Person 2: "Huh? Sorryy....I'm haf right now!"

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Haf to

Informal use of the modal verb have to.

"What do you haf to do today?"

I haf to clean the litter box and do my homework.

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(haf)

H- High
A-As
F-Fuck

you place it after a sentence if when you typed it you were high as fuck.(haf)<-Like that

Holy Shit I love my grandma she bought me Reese peanut butter cups!(haf)

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Haf

Fucking amazing babe. no one can live without a Haf. Hard to find suck a beautiful girl. She is sexy, hot and always horny

HAF "I like to fuck"

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