HILF

Hound I'd Like to Fuck.

Because of all those sexy doggies out there!

Person 1: 'Phwooaar! Check out that german shepherd over there!'
Person 2: (in agreement) HILF.

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HILF

harem I'd like to fuck

a house inhabited by attractive females is a HILF house

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HILF

Hipster I'd Like to Fuck

"Check out that HILF reading Vonnegut. I'd like to see those tight pants on my bedroom floor."
People give hipsters a hard time for being self-absorbed assholes, but you have to admit that some of them are extremely fuckable.

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HILF

HILF Hair I'd Like To Fuck

Hey I just saw this customer the other day, and oh man she was a major hilf.
Hilf? What is that? Hair I'd Like to Fuck.
Her hair was so long, and it looked so silky. so that is why I called her a hilf

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HILF

Headmistress I’d like to Fuck

“Look at the pins on her, she is a total HILF”

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HILF

Hillary (Clinton) I'd Like to Fuck-- in referance to the recent possible Democratic nominee.

"Obama is cool and all, but I want a President I can get behind, you know?"

"Yeah, Hillary is such a HILF. I bet Bill wouldn't mind if I tapped that shit"

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HILF

Hippie i'd fuck the brains outta

Hey dude, but down the bowl and look at this. Thats a HILF if i ever seen one. Chea man. Hey dont bogart the bowl dude

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