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HOL

This is a the synonym for: Hot Old Lady

Damn, Eric hooked up with another HOL.

by frawley March 30, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


hol up

a common saying used mainly by African Americans to express their confusion of a matter in which they need clarification.

"HOL UP, SO YOU SAYIN, WE SUM SORTA"

*slaps hoe*

NIGGAS WIT ADDATUDE?

by roarbit February 25, 2016

315๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ned Holness

Carlos Mencia's real name. Born in Honduras with a German father. Ned thinks because he was born near Mexico he has the right to call himself wetback and classify himself as "beaner." He is well known for ripping other people off and getting all the credit. He got his stage name from a comedy club because "it sounded more Mexican."

Nobody should watch his stupid show either, which is just rehashed sketches of other comedians jokes. I think he pays the audience to laugh. All he has going for him is his "controversial and edgy" material which I already heard from about a hundred different comics before hand.

Ned Holness is a hack and he fucking gives comedy a bad name. He rips people off and tries to be something he's not. Hopefully people will see the light and stop supporting him and he will lose all his money and have to be deported. He also announced on a radio show that he gave himself a nickname. What a fucking tool.

Joe Rogan recently handed Ned's ass to him and the video can be seen all over the internet. Finally someone has the balls to stand up to this fucking hack.

I fucking hate Ned Holness and so should you. He's a fucking thief, a hack, a loser, and he is not funny. I guarentee Ned has never spent one day living as a normal Mexican.

Ned, either apologize to the world and every struggling comedian that deserves that success you stole, or simply retire from ripping people and get a day job. Or you can move to Mexico and back up everything you say.

Oh yea if you don't believe a word I say, do some research for yourself.

by A fan of comedy February 20, 2007

628๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


hol up.

When someone says some weird or sus shit and, you wanna make sure you heard them right.

"You know that relatable moment when you dog starts licking peanut butter off of your balls"

"hol up."

by Lemonofalllemons December 2, 2018

90๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hol up

When someone says some random shit and u want to make sure u heard em right

Person1 : So this kid had a letter saying "its world book day and he needs to dress as something ending in `er`" and he dressed as hitler.
Person2 : hol up

by J3tyz July 14, 2020

33๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hol Horse

A good JoJo guy, a good stand user, a good player to pick in JoJo HFTF if you want to win.

Emperor! Kill this Motherfucker! - Hol Horse

by abizarredictionary August 27, 2019

24๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Germa hol

i person that is so hot that when your in 1 km of her you nut everywhere. also GERMA hol is a dirty old slut that gets passed around by everybody in an 100 km radius

for some reason i nutted GERMA HOL mush be close

by November 18, 2021