Haddie Lott

Haddie is the text book definition of a retard

Is your gf still watching that haddie Lott (retard)

Dirty Haddie

A Dirty Haddie is when you have sex with a boy, and you stick a marker up his butt, then draw on his face with the marker sticking out of your vagina while watching porn.

"I would rather do a Dirty Haddie then hang out with you."