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Haggis is an epic dish. Haggis is the definition of happiness and goodness. EAT IT NOW!!!
Person 1: Have you tasted haggis?
Person 2: Yes, and it tasted so bad!
Person 1: WHAT THE HAGGIS DID YOU SAY!?
*Kills person*
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A magical creature which spouts a mountain of lies and bullshit. Usually Ginger and small, it is a very unsociable creature and does not trust anyone.
A haggis usually seeks to undermine others who get in its way. It may lie to get close to people, before selling them up stream.
Haggis: Wanna Ride In My Ferrari?
Haggis: Im not brining in my driving lisence cos you will steal it
Haggis: Every girl fancies me
Haggis: Ive been to jail
Haggis
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Commonly known as a scottish delicacy...now used as a light insult between friends
<Becky> your such a skanky haggis Mel
<Mel> Yeh well at least im not a mouldy one with baby poo hair
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wee haggis is a wee scottish legend.
wee heegis bee the weey!!
do you seel heegis?
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haggis is in fact a douche, and vice-versa.
"you know guys, it's not called haggis, it's a douche. a douche is a strange meal which consists of pieces of an animal, a sheep i think, cooked in his stomach inside the animal." -Meemo
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1. ogre genitals, usually shaven and giving off a very pungent stench and often dripping pus and other grotty liquids.
2. something that is under an ogre's kilt
3.grotty, smelly, pus dripping genitals
that ogre is a bit of allright i wouldn't mind getting some of that haggard haggis.
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Haggis is a scotsmans bagpipes stuffed with sheeps blood and intestines then baked in the oven for 3 hours.
It tastes great and you will be able to play "God Save The Queen" as you are eating.
Fuck me ! Faharquar, this Haggis tastes like the goats spuds! Its Brilliant aye brrrrrilllliant I say to ye, noo giyass a tune - play god save the queen, aye laddie a toast and a tune to the queen.
Ahhh it could only be better if the english would lead us in a United Kingdom
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