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A furry thing that gets into your face when you sleep and grows on some living creature. It can also grow in your nose. Hair will get tangled and ruin your life, but it’s a great addition to your life!
My hair got stuck in someone’s zipper while I was in the hallway, I’m bald now.
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In the United States, a pilot of a hot air balloon must have a pilot certificate from the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) and it must carry the rating of "Lighter-than-air free balloon", and unless the pilot is also qualified to fly gas balloons, will also carry this limitation: "Limited to hot air balloons with airborne heater".
In order to carry paying passengers for hire (and attend some balloon festivals), a pilot must have a commercial pilot certificate. Commercial hot air balloon pilots may also act as hot air balloon flight instructors.
A pilot does not need a license to fly an ultralight aircraft, but training is highly advised, and some hot air balloons meet the criteria.
While most balloon pilots fly for the pure joy of floating through the air, many are able to make a living as a professional balloon pilot. Some professional pilots fly commercial passenger sightseeing flights, while others fly corporate advertising balloons.31
The other day i was attacked by a hungry whale. It was about to finish me but then He-Man came to save me. Afterward he told me that the meaning of life is peeing on oreos.
hair
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Strings that grow out of your head and face
“Dude, I have great hair “
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Strings and weeds that grow out of your scalp that can ruin a girls life.
My hair is the most disgusting pair of strings I have ever seen.
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The fuck it’s on your head dumb ass bitch
I have hair (y’all hella dumb)
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