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Sexual Hairball

When a women goes down on their partner who leaves their pubes untamed. The next morning they are still picking out hair out of their teeth and off their tongue, gathering up enough to make a ball of hair.

'I over herd mom tell you that you gave her a Sexual Hairball last night.'

by Crimson_Shadows October 24, 2011

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Havana Hairball

a sex act where after you cum in the chicks mouth, you shave your pubes into her mouth and force her to swallow. she will choke it back up like a hair ball.

its from havana because cubans are hairier and make for better hairballs

"Dude, i gave her a havana hairball and when she choked it up it hit me in the chest!"

by whatsupdude13 February 16, 2009

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


hairball complex

The hairball complex is very similar to people who are narcissistic however instead of putting there needs first or wanting to be the center of attention someone with the hairball complex will refuse to speak to you and/or block you if you even slightly do something they don't approve of

1. Dylan: have you met Colin he has a total hairball complex?
Dave T.: no I haven't met him but I'll probably avoid him if he has a hair all complex.

by Egg_gamer September 12, 2022


mental hairball

a word or phrase coughed up at random

"It's a matter of letting ideas flow by pulling that mental hairball from your creative shower plughole, rather than forcing the words to come out of your fingers, sit up straight on the page and make sense"

by luckybever December 2, 2009

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Deep Fried Hairballs

Hairballs that have been tossed in a deep fryer. Preferably ones that have been regurgitated by a cat. Considered a delicacy across the world.

Man these Deep fried hairballs taste awesome

by Thesauceboss89 August 22, 2011

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Hairball

When you lick the pussy and get hair in your mouth.

β€œShe was licking me and had to stop because she had a hairball.”

by MyGirlfriendsSubwaysEatFreshGa April 4, 2019


Hairball

Toxic person who claims to love Harry Styles but doesn’t know how to treat people with kindness.
Sends death threats, isn't really smart, isn’t even aware that their fav loves dick and who thinks that maybe if they put up that provocative sign at his show Harry will fuck them backstage.

"Larry is not real, get help, get a job"
"Ugh you're such a hairball"

by Kmmwkindness September 26, 2022