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When a guy is hot but sort of basic, like a discount conventional hot guy. If you've watched Hallmark movies you know what it is.
Jeremy is Hallmark hot.
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When someone touches your heart and shares a beautiful experience that can not be eclipsed, superseded or made redundant with time or competition
Two people falling asleep whilst holding hands, only to awaken in the morning at the same time to realize neither had let go of their hold throughout the night, thus creating a Hallmark memory.
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Someone that talks about their feelings at the wrong time.
House Arrest: I feel like you don't care for me when you don't cook meth...
Toothless Wonder: Shut up, ya Hallmark bitch! We're fighting!
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Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.
I was wearing my crocs and fishnets while Diana and I enjoyed a Pino Grigio and Hallmark Porn.
Unlike the sanctity of the traditional high holidays, the Hallmark Holiday was invented by the executives of the Hallmark corporation to increase quarterly sales. Generally agreed upon to include Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and essentially any pseudo- holiday that a card can be sold for.
Jimmy panicked when he realized he hadn’t gotten a card for his dad’s special day, but then quickly relaxed when he realized it was a Hallmark holiday - Father’s Day - and the card was optional.
The worst movies to exist. Especially the Christmas movies. all hallmark movies are the same and you probably won’t enjoy them unless ur a sad, lonely, 30 year old who can’t find love. Everytime my mom watched one I want to commit crimes. Though, this is only my opinion.
Your mom:i love hallmark movies!
Me:yeahhhhh no. Give me ur husbands number and get out.
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The best fucking movies ever. Everybody hates them, but around the holidays, they're like cocaine. They all have the same goddamn plot, but it never gets old. Friends will tell you that these movies suck, but they are fucking wrong. Hallmark Christmas movies are my babies, my fucking cinnamon apples.
OMG THE HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIE COUNTDOWN STARTED! GET THE HOT CHOCOLATE BITCH! I FUCKING LOVE HALLMARK MOVIES!
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