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The next in the Halo line of games. Often the cause of divorces and disownings. Coming after Halo 3: ODST, it will be released in 2010, and is being dubbed Halo 4 after Halo 3: ODST was only just released as a new game and not an addon to Halo 3.
Jim: "FUCK ME! I CAN'T WAIT FOR HALO: REACH. I AINT GOING TO MARRY U COS ITS ON THE SAME DAY AS HALO: REACH IS RELEASED!"
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Halo: Reach is a game made by Bungie Studios and was the prequel to Halo: Combat Evolved. It was supposed to be the greatest Halo title, but turned out to be terrible. It broke its own canon many times and introduced many new features that were terrible.
They broke the original Halo gameplay so badly that the golden triangle (guns, grenades, melee) turned into a square made out of moldy turds (Armor abilities, guns, grenade spam, sprint melee).
They removed many features that made what Halo was and removed dual wielding, and the most iconic weapon of Halo: The SMG. The Battle Rifle was also removed and replaced with a new, more overpowered weapon.
Bungie also brought back the health system which made sense, but made grenades way more powerful, without changing them.
The game was overall terrible and only ran for a few weeks off of hype. The game couldn't even hold #1 game on Xbox LIVE for more than a few weeks. Every other Halo game accomplished this for years, and even when they were not #1, they were still pretty high up.
There is a conspiracy where Bungie intentionally made Halo: Reach a bad game because they didn't want the fans to miss them and so 343 Industries could have an easy time winning over the fanbase and selling Halo games by turning Reach into something playable and remaking the first Halo game without changing a thing.
Guy: Halo: Reach is gonna be great!
*Plays Reach*
DEEUUAAUUEGH!!!!1!!11!!1!1
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The term used to describe the act of punching a player twice in Halo to kill them (no bullets fired). The term was coined when the Halo: Reach Beta was released.
No fair! I hit him in the body with the sniper but he just Halo Reached me!
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pretty much the last obstacle microsoft is placing between keeping my xbox and selling it for a ps3. that and controllers (except for D-pad, which is ironically getting FINALLY fixed later this year)
you better make this good bungie, like, $60 a year for gold membership good, halo reach is supposed to be your swan song
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great game made by bungie until 343 industries ruined it with their title update.
"Do you want to go play Halo: Reach?"
"Sure"
"Oh wait, I forgot. They ruined it with a title update."
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Noun: When a girl attempts to give her boyfriend a handjob whilst he is distracted by Halo Reach.
Dude, my girlfriend totally screwed my K-D ratio with her Halo Reach-around last night
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Giving another a reach around while playing Halo Reach.
Gardner gave Sungho a battle-hardened Halo reach around.
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