The incorrect spelling of help, used in a comical manner. Typically used when someone doesn’t need help, but spells it as such for the sole purpose of letting others know real assistance is unneeded.
1: Halp, I’m drowning!
2: Hey, you’re swimming just fine!
3: We know, captain obvious!
The sound in which your mouth makes when you eat something with liquid such as a bowl of cereal
This morning when dad ate cereal I heard him halp every time he took a bite.
Means you wanna say help, but you'rean idiot and spell tihngs wrong.
Person 1 :Hey gurl i ned halp
Person 2: *girl *I *need *help
Person 2: smh