A little bitch boy who likes sucking dick, normally really annoying and has erectile disfunction
Hamish has erectile disfunction
A Hamish is a gay thing, also known as cecel. he has nothing below the hip and loves to play on his shitty iphone 4,
also his mum called him autistic and is a scooterfag.
he also doesnt like fox holes.
also his mum doesnt want him on his awesome friends miny dirtbike because she is afriad of him falling into a fox hole.
never be near him becase he will cecel attack you and in fortnite thats known as a instant kill
Hamish is a gay piece of fox dung
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An angry man rat thing that enjoys little children and animals. his car is allergic to eggs and is constantly bombarded by them, he then gets his father to attack the thrower of the egg as his revenge. he enjoys playing Call Of Duty games but is so bad at them that he goes into his trademarked rage mode where, similar to the hulk, he rips of his shirt in order to look cool and runs around town naked assaulting people.
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He is a fucking lanky screeching cunt who teaches Physics. He then moans about it to anyone because why the fuck not and is generally a fucking bell end who sucks on dogs bollocks.
Don't be such a Hamish you cunt.
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The appropriate plural diction for the singular word "Homie". The definition is derived from a science fictional world described in the Foundation Series of books written by Isaac Asimov. A group of native farmers live on a planet called Trantor and do nothing but farm and enjoy each others company through a vast amount of empty time due to the eternal daylight provided by their double-sun solar system. Their nation is known as Hame and they are the Hamish (pronounced "hammish"). Do to their infamous downtime, the vernacular "homie" who "chills" (or relaxes during a large amount of downtime on a regular basis) has thus been adopted into the plural "Hamish" group of individuals depending on his geographical location and social status.
"I was just chillin' with my hamish."
"I was just chillin' with the hamish."
"Don't fuck wit my/the hamish unless you tryna get bracked, fool."
"My/The hamish hooked it up!"
"Imma hit up my/the hamish cause im tryna chill. Maybe play some bp or whatever."
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Fat and arrogant, yet knowledgeable in useless ways. Lazy. Unable to understand others feelings or enjoy anything besides fighting. Generally unagreeable and nasty. Lonely and obsessive.
Quit picking fights about shit you don't even care about Hamish!
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