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The process of laying a length of toilet paper directly from the left side of the toilet seat to the right (or vise versa) so that the toilet paper lies right beneath the anus, thus resembling a hammock; once this is accomplished one defecates on said 'hammock' to test the aim of ones anus and the strength quality of toilet paper used.
I was hammocking at the Wal-Mart today; their toilet paper was single ply so it didn't last very long. I wish I would have doubled up.
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A large net for catching lazy people.
(per comedian Jim Gaffigan)
They might as well rename it (Hammock) to a large net for catching lazy people.
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Adj. To be cool; To relax; To calm down
Synonyms - Chill
Antonyms - To Stress
Common Uses
1. Describing A Situation
2. Describing A Person
3. Describing A Place
1. Mann, tonight? I just want to go out and be hammock.
2. That one chick we met last night that was down, she's hella hammock.
3. Everyone should visit Italy, it's a hammock kick it spot.
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A sanitary towel of the super-size variety. Will soak up the contents of a boating lake.
The dirty bitch blocked up the shitter with a fucking hammock
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making plans and not executing it at all
"damn, we just got hammocked, he didnt even show up to his own plan tf dude" *cough john -C.L
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the hairs in a male's (hopefully not female's)asshole/crack that create a "hammock" like shape, home of the dingleberries
I just had a poop 30 minutes ago and I couldn't successfully wipe so now the dingleberries are caked and lodged in my hammock!
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pronounced: "ham-mick"
(noun)
A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.
Lastly, multiple hammocks can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."
WARNING: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*
I laid in the hammock. It was nice.
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