The Hancock

So youre doing a girl from the back and right before you cum pull out and cum on her back. Spread it around and sign your name on in the cum.

"Dude, you should totally give her the hancock"

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Hancock

an undeveloped penis, usually found on a jewish child or a full grown jewbacca. This is a result of years of stomach problems and an oversized asshole.

That Steve has such a Hancock he is hung like a Ken doll.

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Hancock

a person who can make their penis fart

chris - luke do a hancock
luke - i cant do a hancock man only jonny can do that trick
jonny - *squelsh*
luke + chris - ARGHHHHHHHH

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hancock

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1. Adjective
Hancock, named after the movie of the same name, staring Will Smith, with a budget of $150 million, and a box office pull of $629.4 million, released July 2, 2008, refers to a piece of media/event/person/animal/thing which goes against ones preconceived notions (prejudices) after further investigation. Specifically in surprising, unexpected, or weird ways.

2. Noun

To shove ones head up another's butt. Refer to "hancock" on urban dictionary for more information.

An example of hancock would be:

H:"That did not turn out how I thought it would."

J:"Yes, I agree it did not."

H:"Upon further investigation, that hancock was quite surprising, or unexpected."

J:"Some might say weird."
H:"It is of my belief that, that hancock, was quite hancock."

J:"Mine as well, it went against my preconceived notions (prejudices) on what it would entail."
H:"Much like the movie "Hancock"?"
J:"Yes indeed. Or other movies, such as "Ruby Sparks"."
H:"Or media/events/people/animals/things, for that matter."
J:"Indeed."
H:"...they look like a pretzel."

J:"Indeed."

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Hancock

a movie with Will Smith that made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Friends: Hey, let's watch Hancock!
*see movie*
Me: Dude, that movie made no fucking sense! That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

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Hancocked

when a man confesses his love for a woman and her saying naa i DO NOT feel the same way, bare awkwardness ensuses

jeremy: i really like you <3
lexxy:lol i dont feel the same way, sorry :,)
Jeremy: this is gonna be well awkward now....
lexxy:kl.
jeremy:looks like ive been hancocked
lexxy: ye you have

jeremy is now offline

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Hancock

A person who thinks they are god and can do anything

*Throws ball at hoop from other side of field*
"Man,you ain't Hancock."

"Dude,I jumped off a 4 story house and survived.I must be Hancock"

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