A person who is tall, very skinny and an all around pussy ass bitch. Has no friends. Likes to talk himself up like he is the best business man in the world, although he is a con-artist piece of shit. Tends to beat his girlfriends and keeps criminal company. Usually smells like cat urine and wet towels, doesn't shower often. Can usually be seen smoking crack and engaging in acts of sodomy. Lives in welfare housing and lives off of foodstamps.
That guy smells like a total Hans!
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A stupid idiot that everyone hates and wish he doesn't exist. He is weird and especially girls hate him because he does weird things we do NOT speak of. He has a crush on a girl named Claire, but she loathes him. Hans may be somewhat smart, but he is still an idiot. Claire still hates him and wishes that he was never born.
Hans secretly spies on Claire and Madeline sometimes, and it is creepy as beep
Claire: I'm scared, Hans is looking at me
Madeline: ignore him and he will ignore you
Claire: you know nothing. I can feel him looking at me, it is scary.
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A bomb ass female who needs to get cuffed ASAP. ;))))))))666 yummy in my tummy
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Han (n.)
1. the best, sweetest person ever
2. the person who makes people super happy
βi love Hanβ
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Meaning "Hard As A Navy Seal" Like "Ham" or "Hard as a motherfucker"
Man Colby is going HANS today!
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a kind girl who has a wild imagination and loves to draw. she has a creative mind and comes up with great ideas. she is a problem solver and is very smart.
"look, it's han with another great idea."
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super hot guy who is going to be a rockstar person someday, but he says he doesnt want to!! hes dating this girl named rebecca and im super jealous of her because hans is the hottest guy in the world!!!!
did you see that guy? he was like a hans.
man, that guy was just like that hans we saw at the party yesterday
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