dead happs

when the plans are looking dead

"aye we still going to the movies"
"nah, its dead happs"

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What's the happs?

A shortened version of asking 'What's happening?' as a greeting or when trying to find out more information when unsure of what's going on.

"What's the happs?"

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Ian Happ

A baseball player for the Chicago Cubs who is better than Albert Almora Jr

Person 1: Hey did you see that play by Ian Happ the other day?
Person 2: Yeah he's way better than Albert Almora!

deets on the happs

The details on the happenings.

Dude: hey brah, what's up with this weekend? you got the deets on the happs?

Bro: fer sure dude, we're throwing a kegger at the hazz

Dude: sweet, brah! preesh.

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scubbs happs

An exclamation used when something is seen as exciting or amusing.

"Here is this bomb, now die."
"Scubbs, happs!"

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Happ-slappy

Happ-Slappy is like slap happy, its laughing to the point of passing out. It is a step above the rest in amusement.

Wow dude your laughing so hard your happ-slappy!
Goddamn that bitch is happ-slappy

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Happ-E Birthday

A birthday wish when given in an electronic form, such as on a social networking website. In recent years happ-E birthdays have skyrocketed in popularity relative to face-to-face and telephonic birthday wishes because they require much less effort and can be given without having to awkwardly converse with the wish’s recipient or even remember their birthday. Unfortunately, happ-e birthdays are so easy to give that all 450 of your Facebook friends are obligated to post redundant messages on your wall on your birthday and if even one neglects to take part it constitutes a treacherous insult.

I logged on to Facebook this morning and saw that I had 7 happ-e birthdays to give so I called into my job and told them I’d be late.

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