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A douche bag that lives in Portland, Oregon, who cares about no one's feelings except his own. He'll play with your emotions and make you fall in love with him and then leave you to drown in your own misery. When you first meet him he's sweet and charming and very attractive. After he dumps you for no reason, he's a jerk, asshole, and complete dick. Don't fall for him, you'll only end up getting hurt.
1: Steven Hartley is such a douche, did you hear what he did to ****?
2: Omg, did you hear that Steven Hartley wets his bed?
3: Falling for Steven Hartley is the biggest mistake of your life.
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One of the greatest american filmakers of the 1990's.
The Unbelievable Truth
Trust
Surving Desire
Simple Men
Amateur
Flirt
Henry Fool
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and bloke who wrote a book called 'fly fishing' who finally found a copy via yellow pages.
"yes, i'm looking for a book called 'fly fishing' by jr hartley.
oh you do have a copy?
yes its jr hartley!"
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A gorgeous blonde haired, blue eyed Jewish lady over the age of 45. Her namesake is a famous porn star, pioneer MILF and now GILF phenom still going strong!
Mrs Green, passing by: Hi Jody *smiles*
Jody waves and blushes.
Wayne: ..was that?
Jody: Yes.. my piano teacher, Mrs Green.
Wayne: Whoa! Total Nina Hartley! How can you concentrate?
Jody: I can't..
Or as a verb:
Tania: Way to Nina Hartley in front of my friends, grandma. 5 inch heels and a short skirt? You're such a show off! It's obvious you have a crush on Kelly.
A good looking, flawless person. Cheerful and always smiling. Once in love, they'll love that person forever. Trustworthy and dedicated to life.
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The guy with the biggest ego and dick in the room
Must've been a Liam Hartley
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