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a twat. a total twat. so much so that people look at him and ROT. they would want to kill themselves out of how much ugliness one face can have on its head. a Hasan is someone who is an L Magnet, meaning if you took an L, and even take a small glance at the Hasan, it will take the L from you instantly. At Halloween, the Hasan doesn't dress up, it goes as itself, because it is ugly enough that people look at it and go 'what are you supposed to be, a disappointment?'.
oh god! look at that gross thing! it must be a Hasan.
I just took an L when my car broke down at the Car show, but i looked at the Hasan, and now my L is gone!
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Also known as the Antelope King. Very intelligent, very funny yet will annoy you if choose to challenge him. Has destroyed many careers such as knackshan mahadevan. Hasan can be found hiding in science cupboards, music cupboards, or any hiding space in an average classroom. Hasan is very good looking, and is very nice occasionally but will do anything to make you look clapped at any chance he gets.
Guy: "Hasan is a nice friend"
Other Guy: "No he is a nice antelope"
Girl: "No he is a nice sexy boy"
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He is very goofy and a lying fukka untrusted shithead but can be humour often can act disabled
Hasan is very lost
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A hard working lad who spends most of his time revising and watching dodgy videos. In his spare time he thoroughly enjoys faking celebrations and making excuses to ruin a good night (or day) out.
Every once in a while however, he will ask for fights with a whale or someother aquatic animal on their birthday and then back out of it last minute for laughs.
1: "Are you coming out tonight"
2: " No I'm going to do a Hasan
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Hasan will be the best person you have ever met. When you first see him, you be thinking he’d be some kind of angel. His dark hair and cinnamon skin, his deep brown almond eyes will seem like a gift from heaven to you. As soon as you get to know him deeper and better, you will realize your first impression was right. His personality is shaped by his experiences in life, both good and bad, and this is what makes him the absolutely perfect boy he is. He is deeply kind and lovable, always there for everyone who needs him, even the ones he doesn’t really have contact to. He will always stand by the side of his most loved ones, he will always listen to you and most importantly, he seems to understand every matter you have. His humor and craziness is something else, and even if you might not get it at a time, he can make you laugh even though you were about to cry. He is extremely creative and has several talents you need to support him for and always remind him how incredibly good he is, sometimes he might not see it or feel insecure about his worth so he needs you to tell him how good he is. His love for you never fails, he will always support you in every way possible. If you know him, you may now tell him how thankful you are, because as I said in the beginning, you will never meet someone more beautiful, adorable and crazy as him. No matter in which way, you will fall in love with his soul made of stars.
Knowing Hasan will bring lots of joy and love into your life.
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He's a fucking dick, he would put other people down, claiming he is more socially acceptable. Very muscular, but will ALWAYS brag about it. He would have a micro penis, ususally measuring to around 0.1 nanometers
"Have you heard of that dick named Hasan"
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2nd copy/wannabe of Hassan
The female spelling of Hassan
Hasan: Hung like female horse.
Hassan = male
Hasan = female
one "s" is not there because it has one less the balls of a normal HASSAN.
you hasan my cranberry pie, turning it into and apple pie.
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