Hasbro Family Game Night

A family (consisting of 4 or more people) having a routine 'game night' where rock paper scissors is used to decide the winner. The winner gets to choose a family member and brutally fuck them until A: Their asshole prolapses or B: An Alabama Hotpocket is performed. If neither of these outcomes happens within 20 minutes, the remaining family members will join in and re-enact 'The Aristocrats' to full detail.

Sorry, babe, I can't go out this weekend. I'm going over to Hawaii for a family reunion, my dad found this cool game called Hasbro Family Game Night.

hasbros

The Israeli version of Russia's Internet Research Agency or China's wumao, these far-right trolls are bound to show up en masse any time a headline related to Palestine or Gaza appears on your feed to sympathetically explain why that's not technically genocide, actually.

Favorite tactics:

- Blaming Hamas for IDF atrocities
- But do you condemn Hamas?
- Blaming V̶i̶e̶t̶c̶o̶n̶g̶ refugees for living in the general vicinity of possible Hamas militants.
- There would have been peace 6 months ago if not for Hamas!

dude I never visit worldnews anymore, every thread is full of hasbros

Yeah I drove by city hall yesterday and saw a bunch of W̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶n̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶i̶s̶t̶s̶ hasbros waving flags and threatening random passerby

Hasbro

A company dedicated to making board games like The Game of Life, Monopoly, Ms. Monopoly, Star Wars Monopoly, Monopoly for Millennials, e t c.

Friend 1. Let's play Monopoly.

Friend 2. Which one I have like 28 versions?

Hasbro makes a lot of board games half of the being versions of Monopoly.

Hasbro

The act of taking a tear jerking, paint peeling, religion changing dump after eating a nearly perfect meal that you purchased from someone else.

I just dropped the sloppiest Hasbro...