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When you have a threesome and you're sitting in the corner wanking while the other guy goes down on her.
Then you switch places with the guy that licks her pussy and starts fucking her while he's jerking his flaccid dick!
I went HAM last night, we did the Dirty Hasse and everything!
Slang for a Muslim guy's penis
The Muslim guy pulled out his Hass Johnson and started jerking it.
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To do something in a boss-like fashion, but better--with the cold-hearted determination of a half ginger, the brilliance of a thousand suns, and the finesse of a unicorn.
Symptoms include being a total lightweight, gingerness, toothpick legs, and an unfair height advantage.
"I just conquered all of Calculus in a mere five minutes."
"...LIKE A HASS!"
"After getting drunk at Sprecher's, I serenaded my bff with Lean on Me in a bathroom stall."
"...LIKE A HASS!"
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a wise person whose power lies in his hair, if his mane is cut off he is just an average joe, besides his magnificent shooting abilities. He is quite by nature but when introduced to alcohol he becomes an unstoppable force of evil. If you have something of value he will jump kick it until broken or damaged beyond recognition. Basically, Tim Hasse is .... Tim Hasse.
Tim Hasse is hittin that tonight for sure" "ya, he already fucked her mom from behind and her twin sister too" "Damn Tim Hasse is such a pimp