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To get so drunk (wasted) that you sit on the floor shirtless, trying (unsuccessfully) to eat a burger while allowing your teenage daughter to film it.
Dude, I am going to get so Hasselhoffed tonight!
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In an extreme state of drunkeness
"man, I got so hasselhoffed last night, I woke up under someones kitchen table with my pants off, and pasty's on my balls"
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v. The act of throwing a canned alcoholic beverage into a shallow body of water while yelling, "HASSELHOFF!", and running in to "save" the drink by pounding it in front of beach spectators.
The crowd was applauding Greg after Hasselhoffing that beer in front of those 4 hot chicks during Spring Break 2010 Pensacola, FL.
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To masterbate furiously to images of David Hasselhoff
Dude, We all know you don't take three showers a day, we know your hasselhoffing in there.
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1. To drink your face off after a hard day's work as in "I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
"I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."
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1) To be nearly incompetent due to the effects of alcohol.
2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.
I'm not sure if it was all the beer, or the shots; but I was hasselhoffed last night.
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When a regular guy becomes super ass freakin cool when he gets effing drunk as hell on purpose
I sure do like Bob a whole lot better when he's Hasselhoffing.
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