Wrote Harry Potter, created Minecraft and is the world is hers
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the most important and powerful being to ever exist in all of the universe and more
person: hatsune miku is overrated lmao
person 2: she's everywhere, always watching and listening to your every move.
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Our lord and savior, Hatsune miku.
nothing more, nothing less.
person 1 - Hatsune Miku sucks!!
person 2 - correct not.
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The 46th president of the United States. Hatsune Miku has other titles as well, such as 'queen', 'my lord and savior,' and many more.
Person 1: Did you hear that Hatsune Miku got elected for president?
Person 2: Wow! My lord and savior that I sacrificed my newborn son for back in 2018? How cool!
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A godly being made by "the French, Japan and Atlantis", projected through an AI which is officialy recognized by modern Pop Culture. Hatsune Miku is worshipped because of its blue hair and inventor spirit. Hatsune Miku is the successful author of many book series with titles like "Harry Potter", "I didn't kill my wife but if I did, here's how I'd done it", "The Sonic Movie" or "Diary of a wimpy kid", whereas she herself describes her dream of being a growing, real boy and not a cold, unfeeling machine. "She" also is well-versed in programming and made classic games like "Minecraft", "Lego Star Wars" and "Osu!" . Other inventions Hatsune Miku invented are: The wheel, the fire, the gay, Frenchrap and the Bible. Majority believe Hatsune Miku is a girl, but apparently that is not confirmed.
Guy 1: "Whoa, bro, I just bought the new IPhone! It's incredible!"
Guy 2: "Really? And who made it?"
Guy 1: "Hatsune Miku, what else?"
Guy 2: "I see, stupid question."
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X: What is the worst type of pain?
Y: *groans* Hatsune Miku is the worst type of pain, please help me.
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i had this idea in the shower ;-;
basically on December 11 (when popipo by lamazeP was made) we will have fruits and vegetables as our main food for a day. of course, we can eat meat and dairy and all of that stuff, but we mainly eat fruits and veggies on this day. you don't have to do this though, it is all up to you. :)
"hey man, it's hatsune miku's popipo day!! i bet you $50 bucks that i can eat more fruits and veggies than you!"
"bet!"
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