I Have You

A reference to famous Youtube That Poppy "I Have You" video.
Often used by friends as a non-gay and non-weird way to say I love you.

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Have You Eaten?

This is a question typically asked by Nigerians to show care or pretend to worry about your 'stomach'. The question 'have you eaten?' is sometimes met with silence, heavy sigh, or a lie. And If the reply is 'I haven't eaten', there is a chance you will hear 'Go and cook na'.

The question could also suggest strong term of endearment.

The phrase is exactly what you get If someone likes you

It's also an annoying question we love to hear, even though we act like we don't

Three words that have lost their originally intended meaning

A serious inquiry that should not be taken seriously

Boy: Have you eaten?
Girl: Why are you asking?

Boy: I care about you.

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have you taped

to have a deep understanding or knowledge of a person

Jackie was wondering if Ronan was thinking of buying her something "sparkley" for Christmas. He knew she was fishing for a ring. "I have you taped" he told her.

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have you done

will take you to court, sue you, take legal action against you, or report you to a higher authority

Used in Britain (at least), colloquially.

"I'll have you done for harassment if you ever call me again"

"I'll have you done for cowardice if you dare speak again."

"I'll have you done for slander"

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Have You No Friends?

Irritating question best used after arguing with someone, and then proving them wrong. Once they realise that they are being beaten, or are wrong, say in a high, stoned voice: "Haaaave you no friends?!?"

<SergioTehArab> HAHAH THOSE FUKING ASAIN PPLZ THORT IT WULD B FUNNAY TO KNOK DOWN THE EMPYRE STAET BILDING!1
<NeeSheeShee> That never happened, assface.
<SergioTehArab> ...
<NeeSheeShee> HAAAVE YOU NO FRIENDS?!

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Have you seen chef?

Have you seen Chef is a Filthy Frank reference to the movie Chef created by Jon Favreau. The movie was introduced as a joke in an episode of the Filthy Frank Show called Vomit Cake. It's a pretty good movie.

Have you seen Chef?

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Have you met Ted?

An introductory technique initiated by a single person's Wingman, first seen in the CBS Comedy "How I Met Your Mother". The Wingman gains the attention of a prospective partner for their friend, by tapping them on the shoulder, and then stating only the line "Haaaaave you met Ted?" (substituting the name of "Ted", the main protagonist of the show, with the name of the single person), and then walking away, leaving the newly acquainted pair to continue a conversation. This technique is often done to the dismay of the single person.

*Wingman Taps random on the Shoulder*
"Have you met Ted?"
Random: "No, I haven't---"
Wingman walks away.
Ted: "Hi, I'm Ted"
Random: "Hi, I'm Cindi".

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