college hayride

grand and absurd revelry, often relating to a ridiculous string of events following drunken mayhem.

The term derivates from a night in a small Ohio town, when
a hayride full of drunk people stopped in a central parking lot. Everyone on the hayride was shouting "hayride!" Several dozen drunk and high students ran toward the hayride and hopped on. The students soon discovered that the driver of the hayride was a retiredpolice officer of 28 year who had recently left the force. On the hayride,an elderly lady offered some of the passengers beer. The hayride proceeded down mainstreet, where everyone waved bottles in the air and screamed, "College! Hayride! College Hayride!" The hayride ended at the retired police officer's house, where all the passengers where invited inside for more booze and halloween snacks.

For all the unexpected goodness in ohio! and in oberlin and else where- COLLEGE HAYRIDE!

I blew some adderoll & wrote 50 pages on Lyndon B Johnson -- it was a real college hayride!

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oral hayride

Amazing oral sex one receives from his/her partner.

She took me on a oral hayride last night.

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Hawaiian hayride

First you Must play somewhere over the rainbow. After that get two coconuts and cut them in halves, proceed to defecate into the coconut halves dividing the fecal matter evenly. Then have your parter put on a grass skirt and place all fours into the coconut halves, they must trot around on all fours whilst the Dom is riding them about like a small pony.

I was cleaning shit off the floor for an hour after I went on a Hawaiian hayride.

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Hayrider

Someone who is doing somthing that you generally disapprove of and don't promote

THAT HAYRIDER JUST CUT ME OFF!!! I DON'T PROMOTE THAT SHIT!!!

tiawana hayride

Man on top 69 whiles chocking out the woman with balls

Sorry Suzy for you blacking out during a tiawana hayride last night

Dutch Hayride

A wagon loaded with liquor and inflatable love dolls.

Wanna go on a Dutch Hayride?

haunted hayride

When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.

Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.