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An Indie Rock band from the American Northwest, consisting of Honus Honus, Nicholas Thorburn, and Joe Plummer. They are actually very good and should be listened to. Some of their songs are Bronx Sniper, Mister Heavenly, and Pineapple Girl. Also they have some guy named Michael Cera as a bassist while they are touring the U.S.
Mister Heavenly is a pretty good band.
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A heavenly biscuit occurs when a man copulates with a pregnant woman ("bun in the oven") that has a yeast infection. The intercourse involves so much yeast that a chunky "halo" is revealed, circling the outermost point of penetration on the man's penis.
Jeff was really excited that this pregnant chick was DTF, but he sorely disappointed after he realized he was a victim of the heavenly biscuit.
Stretching your foreskin into your moth and chewing it until it resembles a bulldog.
Bro my dick still hurts from that Heavenly bulldog last night!
When a guy has 7 girls massage his hands, shoulders, head and feet while one girl holds a blunt for him to smoke.
Chris: Duuuude.... last night was amazing.
Dylan: Why?
Chris: I was sooo baked and I got a heavenly dewey...
Dylan: Lucky.
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These are known as the polar opposites of the known Seven Deadly Sins. Though not truly known or accepted, they make alot of sense in accord to the sins they oppose:
1. Humility - virtue against Pride. The abundance of silence and accepting ridicule while mastering personal preserverance.
2. Love - virtue against Envy. Inhuman desire to seek the goodness of others for their sake.
3. Kindness - virtue against Wrath. Opening the heart to others with patience, compassion and peace.
4. Zeal - virtue against Sloth. Uncalmly call to action and command, if ordained by God otherwise by personal preserverance.
5. Generosity - virtue against Avaraice/Greed. Similar to Kindness, it is the willingness to accept others by means of letting them acquire credit or praise. Otherwise known as charity.
6. Faith and Temperance - virtue against Gluttony. Accepting the natural limits within a natural balance, it is the human boundaries of stress bound and found.
7. Self Control/Abstinence - virtue against Lust. Prevention of the soul from suffocation. Restraint from the eagerness of pleasure and continued use or consumption of desires.
Humility: I'll admit it. I liked the Carebears... alot.
Love: No! It's not true! He can't be gay!
Kindness: San Francisco! Lend me your rainbow flags!
Zeal: WE ARE GAY!!!
Generosity: ALL MY BASE ARE BELONG TO YOU!!!
Faith and Temperance: That's enough! ENOUGH! There's BLOOD already!
Self Control/Abstinence - Alright fine you win, but next time...
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A beautiful singer, songwriter and actress. But don't call her Reyna or she will kill you!!
"Have you heard of Heavenly Reyna?"
"No, is she good?"
"She's amazing!"
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A hand job from the top bunk of a bunk bed. As if God himself reached down from the heavens to jerk you off
Dude this one kid at church camp tried to give me a heavenly handy shit was kinda awkward the next morning