Hedgehog

Precious spiky baby who must be protected at all costs

That hedgehog is dumby thicc

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hedgehogged

To drink a generous amount of alcohol, resulting in ending the night with you curled up in a ball (also known as the fetal position), similar to what a hedgehog does while resting and/or startled.

Someone: Dude, you getting hedgehogged tonight?
Someone else: Possum-bly
Together: Awwwww yeah *hi-5*

hedgehog

A short, fat woman. Resembling a hedgehog.

I cant stand my job, i cant stand my life, i hate fucking that hedgehog of a wife.

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hedgehogging

the feeling when you need to poo and you can feel the poo on the edge of your bum hole going in and out like a cute little hedgehog going in and out of a hole

ruth: be right back adam, i'm hedgehogging
adam: okay take your time!

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Hedgehog

A person who loves eating pussy through heavy bush.

My boy, Jesse, is such a hedgehog; he choked on his woman's bush and the paramedics had to be called.

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hedgehog

A guy who can give himself oral sex

"Damn, I heard Ron Jeremy can suck his own dick!"
"What? How can the greatest male pornstar ever be a hedgehog?!?"

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hedgehog

When you cum in your partner's hair and then spike it up, like a hedgehog.

Dude, last night I gave my girl a hedgehog.
Did she look like Sonic?

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