Rural Dictionary

Falcon Heene

AKA Balloon Boy. A 6 year old Master Troll. Fooled the entire world when he let his dad's "experimental" homemade weather balloon out of their garage. The Balloon took off and his family assumed the boy was trapped inside of it. Everybody in northern Colorado from the local police to the National Guard set off going after the balloon, assuming that the boy was trapped inside of it. Little did they know that young Falcon was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic playing with toys and taking a nap. Some say that the family staged the entire thing for attention, since the family had appeared in the show "Wife Swap" in March 2009. Are these allegations true? Only time will tell.

TV Reporter: ZOMG the balloon is down! The ballon is down! The police are now smashing it with axes and sledgehammers to open it up and see if the boy is in there! Wait a minute.....the balloon is empty! I repeat, the ballon is empty! Police are speculating that the boy may have fallen down from the balloon during the ordeal.

An hour later......

TV Reporter: Reports are coming in that the boy was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic the entire time!

Falcon Heene: I played with my toys and took a nap.

The World: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- THAT FAMILY OWES US A DEAD KID!

by Prawn Hunter October 17, 2009

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Heen Yak

The words you say after you have trolled someone.

After Sammy was severely trolled, Billy screamed "Heen Yak!" into the microphone.

by Virginia Choate February 12, 2015

heen

yet another word for marijuana.

came from me and my friend not wanting to pronounce words as they actually are, the GR sound is too much for stoners, i guess...

I need money to get some heen.

by Nice Place, Nigga June 8, 2005

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