Hello

The only word on this site that has nothing to do with sex or drugs!

person 1: hello
Person 2: hi
Person 1: goodbye
Person 2: Farewell, and may the forces of evil become confused in their eternal search for you
*person 1 runs away*

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Hello

To anally fist naked children in public, give them Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, shit and piss in their eyes and mouths, and force them to violently rape each other whilst shitting in each other's mouths, in that order.

Justin Bieber hello'd a bunch of children at the mall after learning that there is porn of BrainPop.

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Hellos

1. A form of greeting used in reference to multiple individuals.
2. An abreviation of "Hello, hello, hello!" used to make the speaker appear less annoying.

"Hellos, my numerous and good associates."
"Hellos, Sweetheart."

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hello

It's a form of salutation of greeting in the English language, aslo used at telephone.

Hello, can I help you with something?

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hello

what you say when your talking casually with friends and your mom walks in the room

What the hell(mom enters)-o mom.

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hello

Knowing that this is Urban Dictionary, hello is a sex position.

So my girlfriend wanted it, and I gave her a hello last night. It felt amazing!

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hello there

the best form of greeting for everything if someone says this the correct respond is general knobie

dave: hello there
bob: hi

dave: we are no longer friends