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A turd wrapped in toilet paper.
I was at my friends house the other day and their toilet wouldn’t flush, so I had to perform a Rolled Charleston Herald.
An eccentric Norwegian King who has control over name's, that is to say he change the names of people,places, hair care products, the titles of sequels to disney classics and Hanna Montana songs. His powers comes from a rather flamboyant scepter has been known to release deffening noises upon it's use which is why King Herald allows for a brief pause inbetween each usage in order for the ringing sound in his ears to subside. recently scintists were allowed to observe this scepter and found it's suppernatural power is apperant nullified the north korean province of P'Yonganamdo Kim Jong Il released a statement saying that his scientist's had figured out a way to protect themselves from the name changing powers of Norway using nuclear technology. Scientists reported that the cases of radiation realated death in the province had increased by 85%.
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Norwegian King Herald V notable acts: appointment on Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi as the keeper of the shrew's
Norwegian King Herald V has been know to: eat a shrew based diet and Pasta prepared by Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi, wears a cloak made from shrew's that has been passed down from generation to generation and is a proud symbol of norwegian leadership skills.
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An indian kid that is very hot and is not a massive poo. Herald has a big penis and is very athletic and intelligent, everyone loves him
Herald is so sexyyyy
Hym “See!? You’re like my herald! You’re like the Silver Surfer or something! And like the Silver Surfer, I’ve imbued you with the power cosmic and instead of preparing the world for its consumption (by me) you’re... you’re hanging out with the fantastic 4! Flirting with Jessica Alba because she reminds you of your dead wife! Unbelievable!”
Iam “And that reminds me, I get the reference. Like... I know where the university is. Why is the guy who is not being referenced explaining the reference to the guy who is being referenced.”
Hym “That’s a good point! You’re not the Homelander here, my guy. Everyone can see it but you. You’re not the guy. You’re like The Deep. So, keep fucking your squids and your dolphins or whatever it is that you do but that will never make you the guy.”
less talked about; not announced; not likely to happen
"Success" just means doing anything well, excelling at something. And that might encompass a lot of different activity. Running a hundred meters for sure, selling your app for a lot of money... OK... but also stranger less-heralded things, like listening a lot very attentively to a child, or being extremely kind to strangers.
Guys named Herald that dress up like angels and perform at the fucking deuche bag Kodiak.
Herald angels: Welcome to heaven beeotch! Where you get dem shoes? Ooooh girl. Check out y wings and halo. Got that whole thing for 20 bucks. Beat that new angel bitch!
a word a certain group of people in a certain location use to expalin the act of cutting down large amounts of vegitation for ones own pleaisure
Our neighbor is going to heraldize his yard.