Mormon freak. Hairy as all get out. Has a brown thing hanging out his ass (oh wait that's Slowsay). Yearns for C1. Worthless and unrespected manager. Screeches like a woman and bangs on cubes. Right-wing whacko.
Hermie banged on Slowsay's cube and screeched, "Hey, what's up, man, how 'bout them Rangers. Gay people are evil."
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A very nice girl with a sad backstory who used to be a very good friend to you but now treats you like shit
"See that girl?"
"Yeah?"
"She's a Hermi"
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Older term. Identical in meaning to purple nerple.
Man, my arms are black and blue from all the purple hermies I've been getting at school.
A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.
Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.
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The man who never stops eating coco puffs and never shuts up... He's an idiot who never listens
Man I saw Cole Hermy, and he wouldn't leave me alone!
A Hermis is a cherished act in which one person spreads jelly or any similar substance in the pubic hair of another person and then licks/eats it off. One who excels at this art is known as a "Hermstar."
Person 1: "I want you to give me a Hermis."
Hermstar: "Gladly, but I only use the finest Hermis jelly."
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Getting whacked off by a girl then proceeding to jizz in a red solo cup as to not get it on the floor. The girl must then drink the jizz out of the cup to hide all remnants of the activity, as well as to watch her guzzle the glory that just came out.
My parents just got new carpet and I didn't want them to know we were fooling around, so I found a red solo cup in the cupboard and made her drink the hermie hurricane.
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