Hershey

A way to call mexicans who think they are actually white for being raised in America, but their skin says the opposite.

Oye vato mira ese prieto
-What?
Vato! Look at that hershey.

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Hot Hershey

Poop on a hot plate, warm it up real nice, then drip it on your girl like it’s candle wax.

1.) “Yo Sheman, what did you get your girl for your anniversary?”

2) “I gave her a Hot Hershey, brah”

Hershey Facemask

An exfoliating facial mask made of feces and smeared on one's face with saran wrap over the smear. On the saran wrap, apply ice packs to freeze the feces in order to make a crust on the face. Once a crust is formed, smack the subject's face until you have a fecal crumble. Apply said crumble liberally on pineapple pizza to enhance its taste.

My cousin Andrew said he wanted to order a pineapple pizza, so I made him go to the spa first to get a Hershey Facemask. He woke up the next day with pink eye.

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hershey squirts

A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.

Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.

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hershey squirts

What happens when you think you was gunna fart but, shit yourself so hard you stop walking

Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast

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Hershey Nympho

A Nymphomaniac that only does sexual things with African-Americans.

"Did you hear what Stephanie did last night?"
"No."
"She let 24 black guys run a train on her."
"What a Hershey Nympho!"

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Hershey Hair

Any time feces are embedded in hair.

"He's such a butt-kisser, he has hershey hair."

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