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An internet gimp, a completely pointless, spamming poster whose sole purpose in life is to annoy people. Usually a billy-no-mates with an outdated haircut and a fetish for pastry goods and masturbation.
Did you read that thread on Mullets today?
No, some HIGGINS kept posting shit on it so I got bored and gave up
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One night, in the little town of elk grove village, two men were sitting in a car, and talked about their sexual preferences when having fun with a woman. One perfered a quick blow job, while the other enjoyed a good round of intercourse. Then, it struck the first guy...."what if you got a bj while having sex?"
"The Higgins" is a move where, with the man laying on a bed, face up, has a women on top (perpendicular), who bends forward while being penitrated and sucks (what she can) of the mans penis.
blow job penis boobs intercourse the higgins
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A person who's never serious and constantly jokes about things, big or small.
Matt , why are you such a Higgin?
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Canadian Actor, lives at home with his parents. Starred in the following underground films: Days Of Us, Underground Railroad 2, and WaterWorks 2. made a cameo in the myspace movie that surfaces online today. Pinelands Graduate
"Richie! Get in the car" -Mrs. Richie Higgins.
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Paul Higgins is One Directions fabulous tour manager! He doe s everything for the boys! When Liam Payne decides to take time off from being daddy direction Paul steps in! Without him...
-Hard objects would be thrown on stage.
-Louis Tomlinson would wreck the stadiums
-Harry Styles would pour water on everyone and buy 1,000,000 cats
-Zayn Malik would never get out of bed
-Niall Horan would go onstage naked (Thanks again Paul. :/ JK)
-Liam would spend the whole concert twitcamming instead of performing, in a batman costume
But he loves the boys and he loves the fans, especially the calm ones.
Person 1 (fake fan): Paul Higgins is so mean. He wouldn't let me hug Zain or Neil!
Directioner: What did you say about Paul???!?!?!?!?!
Person 1: Ya, I saw him yesterday! Anyways he is so mea-
Directioner: You saw Paul Higgins?!? (Fan girls forever)
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A very talented female artist, who was discovered by JJJ's Unearthed competition.
"Have you got the Missy Higgins album?"
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A gorgeous brunette lady with beautiful blue eyes, long legs and a heart of gold. She loves sleeping in late, trekking in nature, chasing dreams, practicing yoga and Pilates, jogging, spending time with her family, making memories, and cooking delicious food. She is AWESOME!
Oh, you're dealing with a legit Maureen Higgins. You've got a keeper. Congrats!