high speed trick fucking

the kind of sex you have while swinging on the ceiling fan, riding on the hood of the car, or rafting whitewater.

I wore him out with all that high speed trick fucking last nite!

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Hendersonville Fucking High School

A school where tradition means massaging 'ol Bobby's schlong, fingering Eric til he queefs, and watching CP shoot everyone's dogs. Cuz it's the Bearcat Way!

A school where tradition, "Do the right thing!" and vape addicts earn their high school diploma
-"So where did you graduate high school Micah?"
-"Well goddamn Pete, I went to Hendersonville Fucking High School"
-"What was it like Big Mike?"
-"Shit Penis Pete, that motherfucker had 3 foot rats running around with some real cocksuckers running the school. When they weren't suspending me for going to Burger King or jumpin out the windows, I was rippin some nic in the shitty ass bathrooms with the 'ol comrades Andrew, Aaron, Bryson, Casson, and a whole lotta dumb fucks that were feining for a buzz."
-"You were suspended?"
-"Shit... I had over 100 days of ISS or OSS throughout those 4 fuckin years. They about made me a plaque with a golden desk in that motherfucker. I rolled in bitch like a fuckin joint

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High as Fuck

you roll three blunts and shout "FUCK DA SHIT!!"

HEY I DONT ROLL BLUNTS YOU ARE HIGH AS FUCK

high fuck

Someone who thinks they’re better than they are; a pompous person; a condescending ass.

That high fuck told me he runs the place, but he’s only a waiter.

Man, what a high fuck!

That girl says she’s “ way out of my league.” What a high fuck!