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When you're fucking someone in a field and just as they get off you throw them onto an electrical fence and scream "There can be only one!" Also works by throwing an electrified appliance into the bathtub or shower during climax.
Hot girl with big tits: "Oh my God Travis I'm gonna fucking cum! What the...?"
*shoved into electrical fence, zapped to high hell via The Highlander method*
Travis: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" *sings Queen's Highlander Theme*
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The chance meeting at the Y between Aunt Flo and your boyfriend's face, evocative the red facial hair of the Scots.
Synonymous with the Dirty Scotsman,red wings
You would think Gunter would have learned his lesson after last month, but he thinks he looks best sporting the Highlander, and I'm more than happy to help.
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A small blue collar fishing town on the coast of NJ. This is a gem of a location, quite but hip. You can clearly see the NY skyline from the Highlands Elementary School. There are lots of nice places to eat and a commuter ferry to downtown and midtown NY. Sadly, Hurricane Sandy wreaked havoc on the town, and many residents still struggle 2 years on to rebuild their homes.
It's a place that capitalism has managed to pass by and a genuine seaside town devoid of resort villa's and tourism.
"Have you been to the 9/11 Memorial in Highland's Veterans Park?"
"Oh yeah, the eagle?"
"No that is in Atlantic Highlands. Highlands is way better".
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The highlanders are the best super rugby team to ever play. If anyone says that the crusaders are better do not believe them. HIGHLANDERS HIGHLANDERS HIGHLANDERS HIGHLANDERS HIGHLANDERS HIGHLANDERS HIGHLANDERS HIGHLANDERS HIGHLANDERS
YEA THE HIGHLANDERS!!!!!
22 miles east of houston where STDs and sluts originate. Everyone there has a least 2 kids before they turn 23 years old. No one bothers to get married, leading to multiple baby-mommas and baby-daddies. Population widely consists of high school drop outs that thrive only by selling of drugs and working at near by chemical plants.
After I fucked the hoe in Highlands i got warts on my dick and the bitch is saying the baby is mine.
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There can be only one
Also a brilliant movie with music by Queen.
Highlander! We meet again.
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The Highlanders are a highly important and successful super rugby franchise based in Dunedin, New Zealand. Forsyth Barr Stadium is their fortress and they have once gone unbeaten there for 15 games in a row. Everyone in the world is encouraged to support this team as it is better than every other, including rivals the hurricanes and crusaders.
The highlanders are in again, the hurricanes are bedraggled and might as well give up.